21. December.2012 | London
There is no point in writing any more articles since the world is going to end soon. According to the ancient Mayan prophecy, this will occur at 11 past 11 on 21 December. Look at your diary/calendar/watch/mobile phone, NOW!
You have not got much longer, dear reader. Mind you, some folk believe that the world has already ended, what with that Psy’s Gangnam style moves going viral. It’s a dance, Jim; but not as we know it!
Apparently, there is no antidote for this Gangnam style gangrene that is contaminating the whole of the globe. Maybe the Mayans miscalculated by a few months; perhaps the dancing, prancing prophet of doom was sent to give us early warning that the ‘end of the world’ (as we know it) is, indeed, nigh, and that we should abandon all hope.
Apparently, even the Dalai Lama has been spotted having a Gangnam style (final) fling. Experts on the demise of the earth (humanity) have always known that we are born with some kind of ‘death wish’; to go back to mother earth – dust to dust and ashes to ashes. According to the Mayans, even mother earth has a death wish; to return to mother universe and disappear into some Black Hole.
Perhaps it is our intuitive powers – not just The Mayan Calendar – that will warn us when ‘the party is over’. So, this is what Robert Frost meant when he said, “dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire”. Oh well, I might as well just lie down in my grave now!
“dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire”
Hang on, maybe Psy is a reincarnation of Shiva, the cosmic dancer whose ‘unearthly’ moves are a form of the divine dance that has to be performed, in order to complete the cycle of death and re-birth, so that the process of creation can begin anew.
Happy 21 December 2012 Readers !!
